The #MasterOfMirth has taken up the mindful art of Yoga, largely at the suggestion of the lovely Mrs Bernard. Struggling with “The Tree” pose, Ben is soon rueing the day he listened to Delia’s advice and explains why the lockdown …

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The #MasterOfMirth is caught on the telephone by his old pal Cecil, and it can take a long time to end such a call. Join Ben as he attempts to end the conversation and explain his approach to a certain …

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The #MasterOfMirth returns with some bathroom inspired words of wisdom. Join Ben as he discusses body sprays, people on buses, the slow wake up from lockdown and a whole host of irritations… Written & Performed by Richard UsherEdited and Produced …

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The #MasterOfMirth is back, and desperately trying to stay off wife Delia’s radar after a recent telling off by his GP. Is Ben towing the line, or has he given in to cake-based temptation…? Written & Performed by Richard Usher …

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The #MasterOfMirth is also the master of the Christmas shop! Join Ben for this festive episode, and learn the secrets of preparing the perfect Yuletide experience… Written & Performed by Richard UsherEdited and Produced by Richard UsherBen Bernard Theme by …

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The #MasterOfMirth has found himself a gig as an instore Santa. However, Ben soon discovers that such a plum role can attract the wrong element! Written & Performed by Richard UsherEdited and Produced by Richard UsherBen Bernard Theme by John …

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The #MasterOfMirth is on the hunt for a get well soon card, a somewhat speculative purchase. He soon discovers that as things ramp up towards the Festive season, so the selection of “normal” greetings cards begins to decrease… Written & …

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As the latest General Election draws ever closer the #MasterOfMirth finds himself going to extreme lengths to avoid helping independent candidate Ellis Earby in his campaign… Written & Performed by Richard UsherEdited and Produced by Richard UsherBen Bernard Theme by …

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Barry Bernard has got himself a part-time job as a dog walker, which means poor old Ben has to do his fatherly duty and chaperone his son for his first solo walk. The cuddly hound soon has the pair sized …

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The recent spells of what some might call “bad” weather has found the #MasterOfMirth in a somewhat unique situation, using technology to help out his mother-in-law and neighbour Eddie Evans, but not how you might expect… Written & Performed by …

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