Tag: Comedy

The #MasterOfMirth is on the hunt for a get well soon card, a somewhat speculative purchase. He soon discovers that as things ramp up towards the Festive season, so the selection of “normal” greetings cards begins to decrease… Written & …

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As the latest General Election draws ever closer the #MasterOfMirth finds himself going to extreme lengths to avoid helping independent candidate Ellis Earby in his campaign… Written & Performed by Richard UsherEdited and Produced by Richard UsherBen Bernard Theme by …

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Barry Bernard has got himself a part-time job as a dog walker, which means poor old Ben has to do his fatherly duty and chaperone his son for his first solo walk. The cuddly hound soon has the pair sized …

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The recent spells of what some might call “bad” weather has found the #MasterOfMirth in a somewhat unique situation, using technology to help out his mother-in-law and neighbour Eddie Evans, but not how you might expect… Written & Performed by …

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The #MasterOfMirth has a somewhat unique relationship with the so-called “cold callers” that are the bane of most people’s lives. When his telephone rings Ben settles back with his cup of tea and prepares for a good natter… Written & …

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The #MasterOfMirth finds time to enjoy some outdoor relaxation between driving lessons as the weather favours alfresco dining over at the home-spun #WeStillSellIt pavement café… Written & Performed by Richard UsherEdited and Produced by Richard UsherBen Bernard Theme by John …

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The #MasterOfMirth finds himself drinking instant coffee in the waiting room of the maternity ward at the local hospital. However, as his story unfolds you’ll discover that all is not as it might appear, and Ben soon discusses various mistakes …

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The #MasterOfMirth looks back to the day he took refuge in an amusement arcade during a recent Pride event he’d been booked for. Soon Ben turns his thoughts to more autumnal events like Hull Fair and the Nottingham Goose Fair. …

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The #MasterOfMirth finds himself in a tricky situation while his car is back in the garage for repairs. If you’ve ever had problems with a courtesy car, you’ll empathise… Written & Performed by Richard UsherEdited and Produced by Richard UsherBen …

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Whilst browsing the shelves of a bookshop the #MasterOfMirth is reminded of a recent encounter with his old pal Freddy Fraisthorpe. A spot of reminiscing is soon underway… Written & Performed by Richard UsherEdited and Produced by Richard UsherBen Bernard …

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