The #MasterOfMirth has popped into a church pew to wax lyrical – literally – on the subjects of ear wax and misheard lyrics! If you’ve ever confused well known song lyrics, tunes, or simply been a little hard of hearing, …

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The #MasterOfMirth is house-sitting on the promise of some decent TV and a quiet day awaiting a couple of parcel deliveries. He soon discovers that all is not what it seems, and certainly not as advertised! Written & Performed by …

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The promise of film stardom takes the #MasterOfMirth to a tent in a secret location somewhere between Doncaster and Rotherham. Having succeeded in bagging himself a “featured” role he’s suffering the indignity of a Lycra onesie and cheap refreshments…the glamour …

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The #MasterOfMirth is far from happy with the community obstacle course created by an influx of vans and van drivers. He’s also had a harrowing experience MC’ing a charity gig and giving some driving lessons. Variety is the spice of …

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The #MasterOfMirth is having trouble finding suitable sources of entertainment for “the smallest room”. Expect some lavatory humour as he explains one or two bathroom dilemas that crop up in Bernard family homes… Written & Performed by Richard UsherEdited and …

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The #MasterOfMirth is in the post office queue…again. He’s there to pick up a parcel, an endeavor fraught with problems, and aside from the lack of parking he’s none too chuffed with his fellow queue dwellers. If you’ve ever missed …

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The #MasterOfMirth is a little disgruntled, waiting for his car to be repaired. With nothing better to do than watch the muted TV screen in the corner, or read an out of date magazine, he airs his views on motoring …

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The #MasterOfMirth is always on hand to help out a pal, and with Carboot Colin off to the wholesalers, Ben Bernard has kindly stepped in to stack some shelves and mind the store of #WeStillSellIt. Thinking he was in for …

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Eddie Evans has gone AWOL, leaving the #MasterOfMirth trying in vain to return a piece of gardening equipment he’d borrowed… Written & Performed by Richard UsherEdited and Produced by Richard UsherBen Bernard Theme by John Ryan‘Ben Bernard’ Created by Richard …

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Ben is having a busy day tidying up the driveway, but he’s soon distracted by a neighbour driving past and shares his thoughts on the chino brigade… Written & Performed by Richard UsherEdited and Produced by Richard UsherBen Bernard Theme …

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