The #MasterOfMirth is also the master of the Christmas shop! Join Ben for this festive episode, and learn the secrets of preparing the perfect Yuletide experience…

Written & Performed by Richard Usher
Edited and Produced by Richard Usher
Ben Bernard Theme by John Ryan
Jingle Bells by James Lord Pierpont, arranged by John Ryan
‘Ben Bernard’ Created by Richard A. Usher & Paul Speed
‘Blog Off, Ben Bernard!’ © Richard A. Usher & Larynx Productions 2003 & 2019

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The #MasterOfMirth has found himself a gig as an instore Santa. However, Ben soon discovers that such a plum role can attract the wrong element!

Written & Performed by Richard Usher
Edited and Produced by Richard Usher
Ben Bernard Theme by John Ryan
Jingle Bells by James Lord Pierpont, arranged by John Ryan
‘Ben Bernard’ Created by Richard A. Usher & Paul Speed

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The #MasterOfMirth is on the hunt for a get well soon card, a somewhat speculative purchase. He soon discovers that as things ramp up towards the Festive season, so the selection of “normal” greetings cards begins to decrease…

Written & Performed by Richard Usher
Edited and Produced by Richard Usher
Ben Bernard Theme by John Ryan
‘Ben Bernard’ Created by Richard A. Usher & Paul Speed
‘Blog Off, Ben Bernard!’ © Richard A. Usher & Larynx Productions 2003 & 2019

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As the latest General Election draws ever closer the #MasterOfMirth finds himself going to extreme lengths to avoid helping independent candidate Ellis Earby in his campaign…

Written & Performed by Richard Usher
Edited and Produced by Richard Usher
Ben Bernard Theme by John Ryan
‘Ben Bernard’ Created by Richard A. Usher & Paul Speed
‘Blog Off, Ben Bernard!’ © Richard A. Usher & Larynx Productions 2003 & 2019

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Barry Bernard has got himself a part-time job as a dog walker, which means poor old Ben has to do his fatherly duty and chaperone his son for his first solo walk. The cuddly hound soon has the pair sized up, and very soon the #MasterOfMirth is in a spot of canine bother…

Written & Performed by Richard Usher
Edited and Produced by Richard Usher
Ben Bernard Theme by John Ryan
‘Ben Bernard’ Created by Richard A. Usher & Paul Speed
‘Blog Off, Ben Bernard!’ © Richard A. Usher & Larynx Productions 2003 & 2019

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The recent spells of what some might call “bad” weather has found the #MasterOfMirth in a somewhat unique situation, using technology to help out his mother-in-law and neighbour Eddie Evans, but not how you might expect…

Written & Performed by Richard Usher
Edited and Produced by Richard Usher
Ben Bernard Theme by John Ryan
‘Ben Bernard’ Created by Richard A. Usher & Paul Speed
‘Blog Off, Ben Bernard!’ © Richard A. Usher & Larynx Productions 2003 & 2019

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The #MasterOfMirth has a somewhat unique relationship with the so-called “cold callers” that are the bane of most people’s lives. When his telephone rings Ben settles back with his cup of tea and prepares for a good natter…

Written & Performed by Richard Usher
Edited and Produced by Richard Usher
Ben Bernard Theme by John Ryan
‘Ben Bernard’ Created by Richard A. Usher & Paul Speed
‘Blog Off, Ben Bernard!’ © Richard A. Usher & Larynx Productions 2003 & 2019

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The #MasterOfMirth has been struck down by the “Cleethorpes Hack” – and we don’t mean a dodgy journalist on the local paper! Ailing from a seasonal cold our favourite stand-up discusses his methods for ridding himself of germs and bugs…

Written & Performed by Richard Usher
Edited and Produced by Richard Usher
Ben Bernard Theme by John Ryan
‘Ben Bernard’ Created by Richard A. Usher & Paul Speed
‘Blog Off, Ben Bernard!’ © Richard A. Usher & Larynx Productions 2003 & 2019

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The #MasterOfMirth finds time to enjoy some outdoor relaxation between driving lessons as the weather favours alfresco dining over at the home-spun #WeStillSellIt pavement café…

Written & Performed by Richard Usher
Edited and Produced by Richard Usher
Ben Bernard Theme by John Ryan
‘Ben Bernard’ Created by Richard A. Usher & Paul Speed
‘Blog Off, Ben Bernard!’ © Richard A. Usher & Larynx Productions 2003 & 2019

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The #MasterOfMirth finds himself drinking instant coffee in the waiting room of the maternity ward at the local hospital. However, as his story unfolds you’ll discover that all is not as it might appear, and Ben soon discusses various mistakes and misconceptions that have tripped him up over the years…

Written & Performed by Richard Usher
Edited and Produced by Richard Usher
Ben Bernard Theme by John Ryan
‘Ben Bernard’ Created by Richard A. Usher & Paul Speed
‘Blog Off, Ben Bernard!’ © Richard A. Usher & Larynx Productions 2003 & 2019

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