Blog Off, Ben Bernard! Episode Twenty Three: Misheard Lyrics

The #MasterOfMirth has popped into a church pew to wax lyrical – literally – on the subjects of ear wax and misheard lyrics! If you’ve ever confused well known song lyrics, tunes, or simply been a little hard of hearing, you’ll empathize for sure! Oh, and stick around after the podcast for a bit of a Bernard bonus!

Written & Performed by Richard Usher
Edited and Produced by Richard Usher
Ben Bernard Theme by John Ryan
‘Ben Bernard’ Created by Richard A. Usher & Paul Speed
‘Blog Off, Ben Bernard!’ © Richard A. Usher & Larynx Productions 2003 & 2019

*Bonus material features ‘Orinoco Flow’ Music & Lyrics © Enya and Roma Ryan 1988

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Blog Off, Ben Bernard! Episode Twenty Two: House Sitting

The #MasterOfMirth is house-sitting on the promise of some decent TV and a quiet day awaiting a couple of parcel deliveries. He soon discovers that all is not what it seems, and certainly not as advertised!

Written & Performed by Richard Usher
Edited and Produced by Glisten.Media
Directed by Richard Usher
Ben Bernard Theme by John Ryan
‘Ben Bernard’ Created by Richard A. Usher & Paul Speed
‘Blog Off, Ben Bernard!’ © Richard A. Usher & Larynx Productions 2003 & 2019

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Blog Off, Ben Bernard! Episode Twenty One: Time for My Close-Up

The promise of film stardom takes the #MasterOfMirth to a tent in a secret location somewhere between Doncaster and Rotherham. Having succeeded in bagging himself a “featured” role he’s suffering the indignity of a Lycra onesie and cheap refreshments…the glamour of movie making!

Written & Performed by Richard Usher
Edited and Produced by Richard Usher
Ben Bernard Theme by John Ryan
‘Ben Bernard’ Created by Richard A. Usher & Paul Speed
‘Blog Off, Ben Bernard!’ © Richard A. Usher & Larynx Productions 2003 & 2019

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Blog Off, Ben Bernard! Episode Twenty: Van Damn

The #MasterOfMirth is far from happy with the community obstacle course created by an influx of vans and van drivers. He’s also had a harrowing experience MC’ing a charity gig and giving some driving lessons. Variety is the spice of life…

Written & Performed by Richard Usher
Edited and Produced by Richard Usher
Ben Bernard Theme by John Ryan
‘Ben Bernard’ Created by Richard A. Usher & Paul Speed
‘Blog Off, Ben Bernard!’ © Richard A. Usher & Larynx Productions 2003 & 2019

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Blog Off, Ben Bernard! Episode Nineteen: Seat of Learning

The #MasterOfMirth is having trouble finding suitable sources of entertainment for “the smallest room”. Expect some lavatory humour as he explains one or two bathroom dilemas that crop up in Bernard family homes…

Written & Performed by Richard Usher
Edited and Produced by Richard Usher
Ben Bernard Theme by John Ryan
‘Ben Bernard’ Created by Richard A. Usher & Paul Speed
‘Blog Off, Ben Bernard!’ © Richard A. Usher & Larynx Productions 2003 & 2019

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Blog Off, Ben Bernard! Episode Eighteen: The Eternal Wait

The #MasterOfMirth is in the post office queue…again. He’s there to pick up a parcel, an endeavor fraught with problems, and aside from the lack of parking he’s none too chuffed with his fellow queue dwellers. If you’ve ever missed a parcel delivery, you’ll feel Ben’s pain…

Written & Performed by Richard Usher
Edited and Produced by Richard Usher
Ben Bernard Theme by John Ryan
‘Ben Bernard’ Created by Richard A. Usher & Paul Speed
‘Blog Off, Ben Bernard!’ © Richard A. Usher & Larynx Productions 2003 & 2019

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Blog Off, Ben Bernard! Episode Seventeen: The Car Owner’s Guide to the Summer

The #MasterOfMirth is a little disgruntled, waiting for his car to be repaired. With nothing better to do than watch the muted TV screen in the corner, or read an out of date magazine, he airs his views on motoring and British roads…oh and banks too!

Written & Performed by Richard Usher
Edited and Produced by Richard Usher
Ben Bernard Theme by John Ryan
‘Ben Bernard’ Created by Richard A. Usher & Paul Speed
‘Blog Off, Ben Bernard!’ © Richard A. Usher & Larynx Productions 2003 & 2019

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Blog Off, Ben Bernard! Episode Sixteen: Ben Bernard Gets Creative!

The #MasterOfMirth is always on hand to help out a pal, and with Carboot Colin off to the wholesalers, Ben Bernard has kindly stepped in to stack some shelves and mind the store of #WeStillSellIt. Thinking he was in for a quiet time, our hero is soon taken aback by a surprise visitor…

Written & Performed by Richard Usher & Geoff Motley
Edited and Produced by Richard Usher
Ben Bernard Theme by John Ryan
‘Ben Bernard’ Created by Richard A. Usher & Paul Speed
‘Blog Off, Ben Bernard!’ © Richard A. Usher & Larynx Productions 2003 & 2019

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Blog Off, Ben Bernard! Episode Fifteen: Neighbours

Eddie Evans has gone AWOL, leaving the #MasterOfMirth trying in vain to return a piece of gardening equipment he’d borrowed…

Written & Performed by Richard Usher
Edited and Produced by Richard Usher
Ben Bernard Theme by John Ryan
‘Ben Bernard’ Created by Richard A. Usher & Paul Speed
‘Blog Off, Ben Bernard!’ © Richard A. Usher & Larynx Productions 2003 & 2019

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Blog Off, Ben Bernard! Episode Fourteen: Beige Rage

Ben is having a busy day tidying up the driveway, but he’s soon distracted by a neighbour driving past and shares his thoughts on the chino brigade…

Written & Performed by Richard Usher
Edited and Produced by Richard Usher
Ben Bernard Theme by John Ryan
‘Ben Bernard’ Created by Richard A. Usher & Paul Speed
‘Blog Off, Ben Bernard!’ © Richard A. Usher & Larynx Productions 2003 & 2019

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